ha-ha very funny not
because when your brain spills out, towels are the perfect solution

A: ohh i lost my thought

J: sorry D:

A: it’s because brain is mush now. it’s spilling all over the place

J: get a towel and shove it back in!

A: towel too absorbent. it’s a lost cause

J: put the towel in too

A: okay

philippine fashion week and tiff

jynxedpanda.com is giving away a free ticket to philippine fashion week, and i’m hoping to win it! :D details are here.

i am quite curious as to what goes on in these things, so i hope i get to go! :)

a more-than-a-year-old thought

if love is a choice, then is not loving also? but how come we sometimes can’t choose to NOT love?

i sort of want an answer, but i also sort of don’t really care.

the chinese take compliments this way

(note: this is a joke, and i apologize for my bad chinese)

David是外国人。他去看一个中国朋友。看到他的太太以后,他说:你的太太很漂亮!

朋友说: 哪里,哪里。”  

David学习汉语,所以他说:到处!眼睛,鼻子,头发。。。都漂亮!

reading rain

J: i couldn’t leave because of the rain, so i stayed in the office and downloaded as many books as i could hahaha

A: aw mababasa ka kaya naghanap ka na lang ng mababasa. hihi

bears and bears

A: bear

J: you mean the play?

A: no, the drink

J: not wearing anything?

A: let me check.

A: probably not, or not enough, cause i’m cold.

J: well, that’s disappointing. we are going to have dinner

A: what why am i the disappointment

J: not you. just the… lol never mind

A: what. i don’t understand. go to your dinner >:(

J: haha maybe next time!

A: i can bear with you no longer. hurrrf

J: i’m still trying to get my bearings

A: bear in mind: hrrrf

J: i’ll think about it over a bottle of bear

sales can turn one into panic

(habang naghahakot ng mga damit na on sale)

A: ma, may money ka bang dala?

MOTHER: ya, i have money in my bag

A: ok!

MOTHER: i also have cash

on purchasing lower extremities

(sa mall)

MOTHER: ah! alam ko na kung ano gusto kong bilhin. gusto ko ng Legs.

A: don’t you already have legs?

MOTHER: hindi, anak. yung stockings na Legs yung brand.

weight in gold

MOTHER: (complaining about the weight of her bag) ang bigat talaga ng bag ko! hindi ko maintindihan. kanina understandable kasi dalawang milyon ang laman pero ngayon hindi ko lang maintindihan.

(note: she was serious.)

koko krunch

A: oh my glasses are broken! tiny screw is missing!

K: watdidyoudo

A: nating!

K: watdidyounotdo do

A: i took them off to wash my face and then i picked them up and poof! it was all gones!

K: it became coco crunch?!?

A: yea!